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  There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...

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• (631): View more from New York

  there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.

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  thatta girl

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days

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• (315): View more from New York

  The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  tequila makes me forget i have legs

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.

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• (408): View more from California

  I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?

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  Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.

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• (805): View more from California

  I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!

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