Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"