Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(559): View more from California

yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate

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(512): View more from Texas

If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.

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(310): View more from California

I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.

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(540): View more from Virginia

i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore

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(253): View more from Washington

I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer

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(910): View more from North Carolina

phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.

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