he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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