i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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