I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
it's like heaven, but drunker
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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