she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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