So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
