just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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