um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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