I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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