Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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