He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize