why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
you win again, gameday.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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