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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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