Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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