So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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