id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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