Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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