I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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