how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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