Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
accomplished twins. life is a go
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Success! We fucked roommates!
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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