I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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