it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping