My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you