GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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