i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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