it wasn't lemon gatorade
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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