i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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