i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I have aggressive nipples.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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