I love black thongs
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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