Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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