If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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