But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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