Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I would fuck him just for his dog
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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