So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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