Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize
