I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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