Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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