Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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