So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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