just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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