porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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