I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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