I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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