So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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