i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
My liver just had a heart attack.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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