I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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