You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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