so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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