My nipple is on Facebook.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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