Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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