Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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