I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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