But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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