Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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