non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
It's shark week go big or go home
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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